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| Proverbs 29:18
"Where there is no vision, the people are unrestrained, but happy is he who keeps the law."
Primarily for those going off to college this fall for the first time and those returning to college, but all are welcome! Come enjoy a night of praise and worship with the Lord!
Guest Speaker will be Pastor David Kim from the Church of the Lord!
The time is tentative, we are currently looking for guest performers, if you feel God has blessed you with a certain talent, whether it be poetry, singing, playng an instrument, dancing, or even drama please don't be shy and share your talent with everyone! Please contact me if you're interested! | | |
| Coffehouse was awesome! Thanks to those who came out! | | |
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We are still looking for acts, so if you are interested, please let us know. Cost is $5 a person for admission and food. | | |
| neone wanna go on a saturday sometime next month? noobs only please, i wanna go with those that wish to master the bunny slope! | | |
| Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"
The wrestler nodded in agreement. Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!
A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.
Suddenly there was a horrible scream, and a resounding cheer from the crowd. The trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!" Lol, for some reason i found this hysterically funny | | |
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